Like Christmas, but just for me

Joy of Joys! After 2 days sitting in purgatory Mississauga (why must the GTA always be my nemesis?) the FedEx gods have favoured me. My new MacBook has sprung, nearly instantaneously, from those hellish suburbs onto a truck in Victoria by the sea. Praise the Fates! At last, all that Chinese-enslaving mass production and planet-scorching delivery will come to fruition. I think I need to stay home from school to receive it.